Me and Dan at Lunch...
  • Dan: You should become a car salesman or something...
  • Me: Listen, I can offer you a great timeshare in communist china for only 159.
  • Dan: Nah, it should be North Korea.
  • Me: No, that's our 259 package.
  • Dan: How is North Korea more expensive?
  • Me: There's no smog.
I find much irony in the fact that lately I go to sleep so that I can escape my dreams.

Those aspirations…everything I want while I’m awake. Well, when I’m asleep, they vanish. Of course not completely. I may still subconsciously yearn. But for a few short hours, I am free. Free from the pain not having them brings me while I’m awake. Free from the emotions that tug and effect what I may do in reality. This may sound depressing, but…its a good feeling.

umm: beauty-from-ashes: adriannaevonne: stephssetapart: (via infinitebutterflies) OMGOMGOMG ROFL! hahahahah! XD For the first time the statement they say just after marrying people is 100% accurate. You know, the one where they say Mr. and Mrs. Guys Name Here Last Name Here “I am proud to present for the first time to the public…Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Lautner.”

umm:

beauty-from-ashes:

adriannaevonne:

stephssetapart:

(via infinitebutterflies)

OMGOMGOMG ROFL! hahahahah!

XD
For the first time the statement they say just after marrying people is 100% accurate. You know, the one where they say Mr. and Mrs. Guys Name Here Last Name Here
“I am proud to present for the first time to the public…Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Lautner.”
abigaildetorres: Lol at my life. My birfday. :) this is actually kind of adorable. haha. brings back childhood memories. I want my birthday to be like this. :-p

abigaildetorres:

Lol at my life. My birfday. :)

this is actually kind of adorable. haha. brings back childhood memories. I want my birthday to be like this. :-p
“Looking Back on Life” - Senior Picture - Daniel Gay (Class of 2010)

“Looking Back on Life” - Senior Picture - Daniel Gay (Class of 2010)

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